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• 2012-02-06 312 notes

  

  animalstalkinginallcaps:

  MAYBE IN 35 YEARS WHEN I PAY OFF THESE STUDENT LOANS I CAN BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

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  animalstalkinginallcaps:

  ALAN! DON”T FORGET TOILET PAPER!

  WE NEED TOILET PAPER!

  ALAN!

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  animalstalkinginallcaps:

  Happy Easter, Gunther, my faithful hound.

  HITLER, YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT.

  It is a holiday, mein freund.

  IN THE WILD I WOULD DEVOUR YOUR FACE AND FEAST UPON YOUR HAUNCHES.

  Would you enjoy a kibble?

  I WOULD LOVE ONE, THANK YOU.

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  animalstalkinginallcaps:

  EVERY TIME I’M LIKE “MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME WATER OR SLOW DOWN” BUT NOOOOOO, MR. WHISKEY PANTS JUST HAS TO DO ANOTHER SHOT OR SIX.WELL GUESS WHAT, KYLE?  I’M NOT GETTING IN A CAB WITH YOU.  YOU CAN FIND YOUR OWN WAY HOME FROM THE ICE FLOE.

  PRICK.

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  animalstalkinginallcaps:

  WHAT’S YOUR NAME, HONEY? REALLY? THAT WAS MY MOTHER’S NAME. I’M JUST KIDDING. LOOK, I’VE GOT A BOAT AND I DON’T WORK UNTIL THURSDAY. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE?

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  lamppu:

  get in my blog, you handsome beast

  Can I just… OU . MAI . GAAD !? I can’t handle myself!

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  Love is cute. This is cute. 

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  They say your own fart smells the best. I think the same goes for dogs too. 

• 2012-01-22 4 notes

  

  theseareyourdreams:

  :AAAA

  Sometimes I feel like this.

  Source: cheezburger.com

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  lamppu:

  lintufriikki:

  ananaskeksi:

  wonla:

  vikasintti:

  To all my foreign followers out there: We have a Green Party candidate, openly gay man going through to the final round of two in the Finnish presidental election! I’m experiencing a HUGE surge of national pride!
  

  

  

  I am so happy and proud about this!

  

  I VOTED FOR HIM AND I REGRET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

  Source: vikasintti