MAYBE IN 35 YEARS WHEN I PAY OFF THESE STUDENT LOANS I CAN BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
Cos I just started this. I want to share nice things with you - that's why I made this. Enjoy.
MAYBE IN 35 YEARS WHEN I PAY OFF THESE STUDENT LOANS I CAN BUY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
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ALAN! DON”T FORGET TOILET PAPER!
WE NEED TOILET PAPER!
ALAN!
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Happy Easter, Gunther, my faithful hound.
HITLER, YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT.
It is a holiday, mein freund.
IN THE WILD I WOULD DEVOUR YOUR FACE AND FEAST UPON YOUR HAUNCHES.
Would you enjoy a kibble?
I WOULD LOVE ONE, THANK YOU.
EVERY TIME I’M LIKE “MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME WATER OR SLOW DOWN” BUT NOOOOOO, MR. WHISKEY PANTS JUST HAS TO DO ANOTHER SHOT OR SIX.WELL GUESS WHAT, KYLE? I’M NOT GETTING IN A CAB WITH YOU. YOU CAN FIND YOUR OWN WAY HOME FROM THE ICE FLOE.
PRICK.
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WHAT’S YOUR NAME, HONEY? REALLY? THAT WAS MY MOTHER’S NAME. I’M JUST KIDDING. LOOK, I’VE GOT A BOAT AND I DON’T WORK UNTIL THURSDAY. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT OF HERE?
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Love is cute. This is cute.
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I am so happy and proud about this!
I VOTED FOR HIM AND I REGRET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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